idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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africandad:

africanmommy:

africanson:

i fucking hate my dad

and he has a small weewee

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cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

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you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

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beyoncevevo:

"touch my butt and give me pizza"

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lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

mckardashian:

this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon

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chloranthy:

*transparent Gengar [Ken Sugimori]

chloranthy:

*transparent Gengar [Ken Sugimori]

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Tags: c00l

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vinebox:

OH MY GOD

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