yiffjpg:

bae: will you go out with me

me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment

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emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

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moviesandotherdrugs:

chiptunehero:

September | Earth Wind & Fire

it’s that time of the year.

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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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flewor:

my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in them

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bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

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emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

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Tags: same

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idr3amofgenie:

jonny:

Westboro Baptist Church were here and they were PISSED.

I think my favorite is God hates the post limit. 

idr3amofgenie:

jonny:

Westboro Baptist Church were here and they were PISSED.

I think my favorite is God hates the post limit. 

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